The Sunwell Government has urged old people and children to stay indoors for the sake of their health today as a hazardous haze of pollution enveloped the Dead Scar on the eve of the Roflstomp event. Despite the choking pollution levels and limited visibility, Afterlife qualified for the final, with a surprising but impressive 1% roflstomp at the enrage.

In the final, Afterlife took an early lead with some good attempts, but the favorites China, powered into the lead, their familarity with the limited visibility giving them a notable advantage. It looked like China were unstoppable, but Afterlife stole the gold from them with a personal best of 10,500,000 points in just 5:58.

On a serious note, this guy is a frustating boss, perfect attempts can be stopped dead due to a completely unavoidable roflstomp, thanks for not going emo guys (much!). Once the healers finally learnt2heal, the dps stepped up and it only took one perfectly executed attempt for us to kill him with 2 seconds to spare on the enrage.

Having seen how hard this guy hits, we immediately initiated tank priority so gratz to Consecrate, Grrowl and Frizzel on ur new belts, and jon on the [Felfury Legplates]. Bring on Felmyst, gief more priests?

*Cough* Server First *Cough*

In a shock turn of events after only a very short time with the Afterlife Recording Label, Kale Goss the less well known and arguably the only Goss brother that can actually sing has been released from his contract.

It was a well earned kill for the weeks of farming BT and MH then going back to the caverns and the keep to pay some visits to some old friends, we took our time and learnt a guild disbander really fast, BDF is now a Sunwell Realm Which indeed is another thing to be proud of,  id like to thank everyone for their kinds support and the spam GRATZ i got when the boss finally died. wasnt it worth the overtime eh?

On a more serious note, congrats to all those attending the wipe nights (all 2 of them) and the kill night on the effort and focus you put into learning the fight in such a short time, yes 3 nights and Kalecgos is history!

Is there something I missed?? nah surely not…

ah wait a minor thing only…

!!! SERVER FIRST KILL !!!

aww yerr.

Congrats to Giles, Pale and Ronen on their first set of teir 6 bracer. now do we have enough dps?